Some say that his beat is more accurate than a Rubidium atomic clock. Others say he is able to replicate the complex meta-rhythms of all the quasars in the known universe, simultaneously. All we know is, he’s called The Stick.

Jeff is a seriously talented musician and it’s no exaggeration to say that he forms the absolute bedrock of Soulside.

He’d like to categorically deny the rumour that circulated recently, about him getting jealous of people who play ‘real instruments’. The rumour was that he’d become so desperate, he walked into Dawsons in Reading, saying ‘I’ll take that red trumpet over there, and the accordion by the wall’. The assistant had to tell him ‘Well, you can have the fire extinguisher, but I’m sorry, the radiator has to stay’.